TERMS & CONDITIONS

1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

By accessing YouWontDoIt.com, clicking things, hovering over things, or even just thinking about this website really hard, you agree to be bound by these Terms & Conditions. If you don't agree, that's fine. We kind of expected you wouldn't follow through anyway. That's literally the name of the site.

2. THE EXPERIMENT

YouWontDoIt.com is a social experiment. One million numbers. One dollar each. That's it. That's the experiment. We're not promising you a yacht, a timeshare, or enlightenment. We're offering you the chance to be part of something that might be remembered forever or forgotten by next Tuesday. The internet is unpredictable like that.

Each number has a predetermined tier. You don't pick your number. The universe (and our database) decides. Some numbers are common. Some are special. All of them cost exactly one dollar. This is not a metaphor for life, but it could be.

3. YOUR DOLLAR

You are paying $1 USD. One. Single. Dollar. In exchange, you receive a number. That's the deal. You're not buying stock, equity, cryptocurrency, a share of future profits, or a small island. You're buying a number in a social experiment. Your dollar is a contribution to whatever this becomes. Think of it like tossing a coin into a fountain, except the fountain is on the internet and it talks back.

5. YOUR CARD AS A DIGITAL ASSET

Each card is a permanent digital asset. At the moment of issue, the following are set and locked forever:

These attributes are immutable. They cannot be changed, upgraded, downgraded, or altered by anyone, including us. What you get is what exists. Forever.

Ownership is tracked in our database. The person who purchased the card is recorded as its owner. Ownership can be transferred through our trading system (see Section 7). We reserve the right to display, showcase, or feature any card on our website, social media, or promotional materials. However, the ownership record (who that card is assigned to) always remains with whoever currently holds it.

6. NO GUARANTEES

We guarantee absolutely nothing except that you will receive a card. We don't guarantee fame, fortune, a sense of purpose, or that your friends will be impressed. We don't guarantee the site will exist forever (though we hope it does). We don't guarantee that a million people will participate. We don't even guarantee this paragraph makes sense.

The tiers are for fun. Tiers do not imply monetary value. Your "Aetherium" tier card is not worth more than your friend's "Silver" card in any financial sense. It's just cooler. Arguably.

7. TRADING & TRANSFERS

In the spirit of The Ordinal, cards can be traded or sold between users. Here's how it works:

We are not responsible for trades you regret, bad deals you agree to, or the emotional fallout of letting go of your favorite card. That's between you and your deck-building strategy.

All marketplace activity is subject to our Anti-Money Laundering (AML) Policy. We reserve the right to monitor trading patterns, impose transaction limits, require identity verification, and suspend or terminate accounts engaged in suspicious activity. Don't be suspicious.

8. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All content on YouWontDoIt.com, including but not limited to the text, design, graphics, card imagery, terrible jokes, and questionable life decisions that led to creating this site, is the property of YouWontDoIt.com. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works based on this content without our permission. You can, however, tell all your friends about it. In fact, please do.

Your card is yours. You earned it by being brave enough (or bored enough) to click the button. Display it proudly. Screenshot it. Print it on a t-shirt. We won't stop you. We reserve the right to showcase any card publicly, but ownership always stays with the record holder.

9. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

YouWontDoIt.com, its creators, their pets, and anyone who has ever looked at the source code shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or existential damages arising from your use of this site. This includes but is not limited to: disappointment, confusion, an overwhelming sense of "why did I do that," or the realization that you just spent a dollar on a number.

In no event shall our total liability exceed the amount you paid us, which is one dollar. We hope that dollar brings you more joy than a vending machine candy bar. No promises though. See Section 6.

10. MODIFICATIONS

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time because this is the internet and everything changes constantly. If we make changes, we'll update this page. We won't send you a carrier pigeon or a fax. It's 2025. Check the website.

11. YOUR EMAIL & DATA DELETION

Your email address is required to participate. It is used exclusively for verification and to access your cards and deck. We will never share, sell, or solicit your email. Period.

You may request to have your email permanently removed from our database at any time by contacting admin@youwontdoit.com. Upon removal:

Your number lives on as part of the experiment's history. It just won't have an owner anymore. Like an orphaned trading card in a box at a yard sale that nobody bought.

12. GOVERNING LAW

These terms shall be governed by the laws of the internet, which as we all know, are loosely defined and rarely enforced. But also, actual laws apply. The ones from real jurisdictions. Those too.